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**** that stupid hurricane.; FUCK IT.
Topic Started: Sep 20 2008, 11:36 PM (355 Views)
Tarsir
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Ike's stupid winds somehow drifted up to merry old Ohio and clocked speeds of about 80 miles per hour. So I've been without power the past week.

And I just got it back around 6 this evening, only to find that my fucking cat had chewed my internet cord in half.

So I ask mom to get a replacement, and the one she gets (of no fault of hers) is a horrid piece of shit that's ten times slower than my last one, no exaggerations.

So fuck you, Ike. And fuck you anyone who makes a god damned Ike pun that I've heard enough of the past week.

Feel free to edit my excessive profanity to whatever. I'm certainly not going to do it because I have a cat to murder.
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Memento Mori
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I can't believe it still had hurricane-force winds (minimum speed to be considered a hurricane is 75 mph) all the way up there.

Also, that sucks. Poor kitteh.
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47drift
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Yo that's so pringles, where yo curleh moustache at.
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Looks like you didn't prepare yourself! You got no sympathy from Ike!

Aha, right well, sorry to hear about that. I know some other folks in that area as well, so it must just be a nightmare. It's sure to blow over soon though. Pun intended.
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47drift
Sep 21 2008, 03:14 AM
Looks like you didn't prepare yourself! You got no sympathy from Ike!

Aha, right well, sorry to hear about that. I know some other folks in that area as well, so it must just be a nightmare. It's sure to blow over soon though. Pun intended.
I hope it is also to your humor that my cat got no sympathy from me.

Fucking prick.

(No, I don't actually mind that much.)
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Berserker Swordsman
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Well, Ike doesn't like you either >:(
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Tarsir
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You mean the fact it left me with nothing to do for a week wasn't a clear indication?

Thanks, bro. Thanks.
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(...must... refrain...)

So, word around these parts is Ike rocked you like a hurricane?

(D'oh!)
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47drift
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Yo that's so pringles, where yo curleh moustache at.
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Must refrain?

Oh, this thread is full of punny sayings.
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Tarsir
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...That one doesn't even make SENSE, you Hurricane-supporting pinko commie.
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Don't worry, Tarsir, I'm on your side. Dragoons and Hurricanes are mortal enemies, and this one that DARES to ruin Ike's good name is no friend of mine.
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Posted Image
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Memento Mori
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...Sigh.
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ChaosTiger
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I actually made that before the hurricane hit... =P
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I'm the only pretty boy in this town. Cuz you all got blown away!

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BITCH. =D

Brawl Taunts > all
Edited by Berserker Swordsman, Apr 12 2009, 09:00 PM.
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