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Dane Cook; Best comedian ever.
Topic Started: Apr 12 2008, 11:11 PM (140 Views)
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I cannot get enough of this guy. His jokes are absolutely hilarious. My favorite is probably this routine (fair warning: he does use profanity at times):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HKtNsXkycs

That and his B&E (Breaking and Entering for those who don't know) routine.
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I dunno what that is (dialup, you know), but my favorite is from Perfect Circle (or whatever that routine's called), about the atheist. That was hysterical.
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Yup, that's the video about the atheist. And it's the Vicious Circle.
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THANK YOU WELCHES GOD OF THUNDER AND JELLYYYYYYY.
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Apr 12 2008, 11:27:48 PM
Yup, that's the video about the atheist. And it's the Vicious Circle.

XD Such a great section.

Also... "When you're in a relationship, and you hate it? I call that a relationshi*."
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I still remember how the B&E put me on the floor:

"ARE YOU WATCHING, DOORKICKER?! ARE YOU WATCHING?! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO MY LIFE?! I WANT A DIVORCE BECAUSE OF YOU! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.......I did my best....I did my best..."

XD XD XD
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XD You should listen to his Retaliation CD. It's freaking awesome. x3
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I'm more of a Dave Chappelle person myself, but he is pretty damn funny.
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I like Demetri Martin more ( Pillow fight chart. 'Nuff said. ), but Dane Cook is awesome.
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Apr 16 2008, 05:33:26 PM
I like Demetri Martin more ( Pillow fight chart. 'Nuff said. ), but Dane Cook is awesome.

This is a graph of how cute you are against how much I want to hear about your cat...
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>_> Dane Cook isn't funny. It's all about Gaffigan.
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Sarkin
Apr 18 2008, 06:47:19 AM
>_> Dane Cook isn't funny. It's all about Gaffigan.

You are a madman. An apathetic madman.
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